Armor Games

This 5-star-rated sequel is called the "best game since the hogfather" by The Daily Oinker. Hambo's back for more aim-and-shoot action, and this time he's taking on the mob! Use a variety of weapons, from machine guns to grenades, to make your hogfather enemies nothin' but a harmless pile of bacon. Fire as few shots as possible each level for the best score.

Fire up your engines and fly in the face of...wackiness? Race to the finish with these wacky wings. Click and hold to fly, release to lower your altitude. Collect as many boosts as you can to increase your chances of winning the race.

Defend the fates of the living from the hate of the dead. You decided to build your turrets in the middle of a celestial graveyard, big mistake. Now take them down with your autofire cannons before they spawn, swarm and conquer your bases, 1 by 1.

Forget the human cannonball. The squirrel cannon is superior in every way. Fire the crazy-eyed, bushy-tailed little rodent at acorns, collecting them all to advance through this aim-and-shoot game. Some of the levels are a bit tricky, so you'll have some puzzles to solve if you want to get the nuts.

Your mission is to infiltrate a chemical weapons factory. The world's depending on you, soldier. You are special agent Katie: your mission is to locate, infiltrate, and annihilate a chemical weapons facility. Destroy enemies and vehicles to fight your way through the levels—pick up useful objects to help your worthy cause. Come back every day to set a new high score on the daily challenge. Take no prisoners!

Use the LEFT and RIGHT ARROW KEYS to steer. Press UP to hop and DOWN to brake. Press SPACE to fire weapons.

Once again Fireboy and Watergirl are trapped in a maze! Freeze water, avoid oil and douse flames to help this cute couple escape. Remember, the only way out is up.

The disembodied dead are rarely happy or friendly. It is for their own good that you aim, fire and explode their heads into a blinding flash that fades into a fine red mist. Bounce your bullets to conserve ammo and keep your wits about you, lest you become one of the mad skulls yourself.

Chock-full of chickpeas, Sara's filling falafels will make spicy fireworks in your mouth! Middle Eastern cuisine plays with a lot of different spices, which really shine through in this vegetarian cooking game. That's right—there's no meat in falafel, but they're still a satisfying treat. Follow Sara's recipe, step by step, to fry up some yummy falafel balls. If you're a fan of seasonings like cumin, chili pepper, and fresh coriander, you'll love falafel!

Grab your rapid fire laser pistols and get ready to unleash some unholy fury on the Aliens who've dared to interrupt your peace and quiet. Shoot down wave after wave of hovering ships as they invade your farm.

The Martians are here! Jump into your own auto fire U.F.O and take on legions of spiked martians while dodging monstrous asteroids. Dodge their attacks to stay alive and save Earth. Instructions: Channels:

You don't have to be a huge Mario fan to know that he would totally raise Hell against the Goombas and Koopa Troopas if he had the firepower! Arm Mario and take his enemies to the cleaners!

Forget fire or discovering the wheel. The real innovation discovered by cave men was the invention and practical use of the rocket toilet. Soar to new heights and bring along your lover in this fast paced and fully upgradable launch game. Instructions:

Tyler is an ordinary guy whose patience gets pushed too far. After getting fired as a supermarket cleaner he begins a violent career as a professional assassin. This, however, is also the beginning of social decline, false friends and a spiral of deception. Watch out! You can´t trust anyone…

The only honorable death for a block warrior is the kamikaze destruction of all stacked and circular objects within its range. Launch your army of noble assassins to meet their destiny at the hands of these explosive rocks and bricks.

Who thought fire and water could be the best of friends?!

Deploy your units near the road. When enemy is in range, choose when to give the fire command. Be careful, enemy will return fire and your troops may be killed. Don't worry, allied airplanes are here to help.

Use cunning, tactics and magic to become the ultimate general in this resource-free real time strategy game! The land of Davana is sinking and the king is dead. You are his heir and it falls to you to lead your people to higher ground. But beware - power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely! Will you be able to resist the temptations of tyranny as you lead your army across besieged lands and your lust for power continues to grow? Follow the engaging story as you slowly realise that you may not have been fighting on the side of good after all... Castle Conqueror is an epic-battle real-time-strategy in which the aim is to conquer all the castles on the map. Much like Dawn of War, the emphasis here is on fighting and capturing specific control points - in this case a variety of castles - in order to control the whole map. - Choose from 4 kingdoms and command huge armies in epic 4 way battles - Battle through 15 levels across 3 unique themes - Unlock and upgrade 6 unique spells (including stealing enemy units, fireballs, blood lust, freeze and more) - Compete for a 3 star rating and save your best times - Unlock trophies

Nanny knows it's illegal to babysit orphaned aliens. But he also knows that his civilization is turning to ruin as a result of all of the fat, lazy, self-important cretins who litter all over the planet! Break out your gun and start recycling those glass bottles!

Fast food franchises beware, the angry fatties are out for revenge. After bulking their bodies up they have begun launching themselves at restaurant after restaurant of soul less corporate crap.

Use gravity switchers to navigate your pixelated surroundings in this retro puzzle platformer. Move to a tile with an arrow on it and press space bar to send your character in the same direction as the arrow. Pick up the keycard, and then head for the exit, collecting items along the way to increase your score. Push and pull crates so that you can reach areas and shield yourself from turret fire. Crates will be affected when you change gravity.

The universe is always in peril. And it's more important to gather a hefty amount of catch phrases in case there's every an evil bureaucrat bent on controlling the galaxy. As renegade ace pilot, only you can thwart the villains escapades and destroy his fleet of mindless drones! Enter an array of alien planet's and turn the atmosphere from destructive fire to destroyed ships!

Launch your crossbow bolt across the field and split the bullseye right down the middle! Shoot through the center for the best score and take home your trophy! Test the wind and bring down all the targets in the shortest time possible.

Beat Justin Bieber at his own game--wait a minute, that wouldn't be any fun. Beat Justin Bieber with a series of rocket fire and bombing runs! Yeah, blow up that teen star until he makes a song that doesn't make you want to tear the radio out of your car and throw it against an oncoming train.

Don't you wish you could find a town of trolls? I mean, they all probably live in the same area. Find those Troll Heads and pick them off from half a mile away. Don't rush and misfire or you'll hear a flurry of mocking laughter, and that'll just turn you trigger-happy!

Dinosaurs and meteors are mortal enemies. Wage the eternal war between these two intense factions, and as the meteors get bigger, the dinosaurs firepower needs to get more devastating. No dinosaur is going extinct tonight. Fight raining fire with rising flame in this cool dino defense game.

This franchise keeps getting bigger and better. With the seventh iteration of this intense base-building army strategy game, you must develop and deploy a technologically advanced army force. Push back your enemies and wage a lasting battle against the Reds and bring the war to a definitive end with a rain of gunfire, missiles, and laser blasts!

The coolest kinds of pilots are the ones who constantly wear sunglasses. Flip on the shades and bust through the villain's headquarters to retrieve the hostages and get them topside to safety. Dodge the turrets' fire and destroy the drones and tanks before they turn your ship into metal slag.

Did you ever play that old Nintendo classic, Paper Boy? Well, this newspaper boy isn't going to be attacked by sewer creatures or harassed by dogs. He's taking his ancestor's rage out on the home owners. No tip this year from the Johnson's? How about a firebomb wrapped in the Sunday issue?

A pirate terrorist organization has hijacked this entire yacht club, and tried to get out of the harbor before the police arrived. But not only have the coast guard blocked their escape, they sent their deadliest SWAT officer to pin them down with automatic fire.

War has ravaged the landscape. And if you don't stop the war, the war will put a stop to the world. Fortunately, a byproduct of this destruction was the creation of the energy crystals found in select locations around this battered continent. Mine the crystals, fight off the barbarians and cretins, and turn this world into a land paved in fire but free of violence!

Launch kanji crystals into the building and growing wall of fire and ice into this glowing globe of destruction. Blast the falling crystals for extra points, but be sure to avoid bigger the kanji balls faster than you can handle!

You'd think as soon as the fire alarms started going off that the people in this stick school would start filing out of building instead of stepping over their friends' dead bodies to step into the flames. Although the Stick people never were too smart, are you smart enough to kill off all of these sticks in one try?

Cargo Fire Truck is a really fun cargo delivery truck driving game. Complete all 10 delivery jobs and get all the fire equipment to the factory.

The workplace can be dangerous with crazy puppets! Will you help Mr. Puppet Boss kill ALL PUPPETS? Make him happy and kill all the working ragdolls before they steal lots of cash! It's Pucket Puppet Payday! Kill puppets in the office of death using office supplies, computers, fire alarms and more...Remember to recycle!

Fire away! Sling Baby needs your help grabbing his precious cargo from the bully. Adapted from the hit commercial, Sling Baby, which you can view and vote for here!:Sling Baby Commercial.

The assassin's guild knows exactly where to go when it comes to a quick and silent killer. Don't let them down. They've tested your skills with watermelons, heads that explode like watermelons, and now they're going to test your quick fire rate. All of these hits are hidden and moving. They can run, but they'll run right into the bullet.

The King has answered the call of his brother and joined in his war to the South. But unfortunately, that huge show of force has allowed his land to be overwhelmed with murderers and thieves. Now the King must hire mercenaries to police his land. Take on the role of a brave paladin, the powerful fire wizard, or the dark and mysterious ranger as you return the King's land back into posterity.

Fire away with various types of weapons to defend your armored truck from incoming enemy forces in this awesome flash shooter game.

FireBoy and WaterGirl may have found their new adventure has taken a turn for the cold. Explore The Ice Temple as you embark on new levels, complex puzzles, while filling your pockets with diamonds working as a team in unity.

Fly through space with a hilarious team of misfits and exiled generals as you defeat any villainous empires or space pirates trying to prevent your crew from completing their ancient mission. Collect scraps and money from your multiple space battles and create a leviathan of a warship capable of uniting the entire void of space with its firepower!

Stranded on a deserted planet after a failed planetary patrol, this mining prospector team doesn't have the manpower or the firepower to withstand wave after wave of alien animal life. But with the help of energy from the planet's core and mineral's gained from the mantle, the upgrades, guns, and firepower will be enough to hold them off. Until something bigger arrives.

Create your very own Manga hero by upgrading and changing the Knight of Air character from the TAOFEWA manga universe. The TAOFEWA Knight of Air live without being affected by gravity and is very strong with air magic. Use the TAOFEWA – Knight of Air – Hero Creator game to make your own version of the Knight of Air. You can select from several different weapons in several categories, – and even give the TAOFEWA Knight of Air mystical watery tentacles, a shield of dust, demon-like bat wings or a fiery barrier of fire!

Create your very own Manga hero by upgrading and changing the Knight of Fire character from the TAOFEWA manga universe. The TAOFEWA Knight of Fire has a unique magical fiery armor and is very strong with fire magic. Use the TAOFEWA – Knight of Fire – Hero Creator game to make your own version of the Knight of Fire. You can select from several different weapons in several categories, – and even give the TAOFEWA Knight of Fire mystical watery tentacles, a shield of dust, demon-like bat wings or a fiery barrier of fire! Click on the weapon, ability or wing you want to use. Click on the scene you want to use Click on the body mutation you want to apply Click twice on an ability, wing or weapon to remove it again.

Castle Defense is a real time strategy game. Build walls, fire at the ennemies with your archers and hold your positions: you have to defend at all cost your main tower against the ennemis attacks

In this game, shoot as many CDs as you can, and score the highest! Features 10 levels of pure action! Score 15000 or more for victory! Aim and fire with mouse. Select weapons with buttons at the top of the screen, or press keys 1-4.

Another group of poor dudes have been sentenced to death by hanging! Sucks to be them, but luckily theres a heroic archer on a mission to save them all. Grab your trusty bow, fire your arrows and cut the ropes to save the people in the always fun Gibbets 3.

Play the role of a young revolutionary teen and go mad with gunfire as you raise chaos in a lost city in this cool cover based shooter. Protect your street corner from the waves of attackers, using your upgradable barricade, weaponry and shooting skills.

Destroy a secret stickman prototype weapon in Exit Wound 2 missions! Shoot up 3D stickman enemies who are are stronger, equipped with armor and enhanced firepower. Infiltrate the heavily armed compound, use machine guns, sniper rifles, automatics and prove your special ops and tactical skills. Watch out for traps and be warned, there is a low chance of return. Good luck soldier!

Create your very own Manga hero by upgrading and changing the Knight of Water character from the TAOFEWA manga universe. The TAOFEWA Knight of Water has a unique magical water themed armor and is very strong with water magic. Use the TAOFEWA – Knight of Water – Hero Creator game to make your own version of the Knight of Water. You can select from several different weapons in several categories, – and even give the TAOFEWA Knight of Water mystical watery tentacles, a shield of dust, demon-like bat wings or a fiery barrier of fire! Click on the weapon, ability or

Our never failing dummy is back to be fired out of more cannons in this really fun skill-based cannon shooter.

The evil swampfire armies are attacking the city and only Ben10 can save the day! Unleash our heros superpowers and stop them.

Five wrong orders and you are fired!

Help Squidward put out the fires

Primary objectives are to engage and destroy all hostiles in the area. Always keep your fuel and ammo in check so you dont run out in the middle of a mission. You can set up your copter and equip which weapons you want. The hellfire missile is very effective. Before taking off, dont forget to arm your helicopter. Have Fun!

Welcome to the rocketry destructive fun of Rocket Ville! Fire your rockets and kill all monsters to beat each level in this awesome skill game.

Use fire and gravity to solve a new set of Halloween themed physics puzzles. Your goal is simple – remove the rotten and black pumpkins. You can remove the rotten pumpkins by clicking on them. Black pumpkins are a little more tricky though, either set them on fire or make them fall out the screen to get rid of them. One last thing – don’t let any fresh pumpkins fall off the scree…